2 years ago, Edward James Olmos
Danger! Danger! Danger!
I’ve done treatments at two different ketamine clinics. I’ve been waiting for my insurance to go through on the latest clinic, which my shrink referred me to. I paid for a couple treatments out of pocket but I can’t afford $1,000 a week, so my doctor at the clinic said I might look into Mindbloom in the meantime. They drug test and won’t give me a treatment if I have ketamine in my system from somewhere besides them. So I reach out to Mindbloom on July 27. My first treatment is scheduled for August 6, after two zoom meetings and a bunch of paperwork online. Ketamine never arrives in the mail, only zofran, an anti-nausea medication. They accuse me of stealing it, and although I did not receive a packing slip, and I don’t have a purchase order, or even a receipt, or email, claiming they sent me anything at all, they tell me I need to file a police report with fed-ex. I was entirely open and honest throughout the process. I let them know as soon as I opened the package, and I gave them a ten minute window as to when the anti nausea medicine had arrived. Their pharmacy, and I do mean their own pharmacy, claimed they sent it, but they have no cameras and could not prove anything whatsoever had been sent to me. I asked if maybe the ketamine came in a different package. I told them the package I received did not appear to have been tampered with, the sticky tape of the envelope was intact when I received it. The fed-ex driver didn’t tell me what I was receiving when I signed for it, he was fumbling around after he realized I needed ID to sign for it. I told them it sounded like a “you and fed-ex problem and if police are warranted I’m fine with that, and will do whatever I can to help. It’s not a me and fed-ex problem, let alone a me and fed-ex and the police problem. I can’t file a police report for something that I have no reason to believe even happened.” Transferred to guide from guide. The majority of correspondence is done through text, and I couldn’t have been more open and honest, giving them contemporaneous notes on everything that occurred, and how I was feeling. I wouldn’t file a police report about 600mg of ketamine, that I had no record of being sent to me. Today, August 10, two weeks after my initial request for help, I finally got a zoom meeting with the “doctor” whom I had originally spoken to. He said they were going to send me a refund, and I’ll have to wait longer to update you on how that goes. I can tell you that my anxiety and depression is back through the roof. If you’re not looking into this for therapeutic reasons, I can tell you that according to their “doctor”, they send pure, dried ketamine, containing both isomers, pressed into tablets. They’re basically saving club kids the time of having to dry it out themselves, so all you have to do is chop it up. That is if you actually receive it from them. The text was glitchy, worse than most bots I come across. Issues with their, there, and they’re. Issues with your, and you’re. If their guides are real people, then they’re either not speaking English as their first language, not well versed in English, or not texting you themselves all of the time. Whatever the case, it certainly did not inspire confidence. I can’t recommend highly enough that you stay away from these drug dealers, but if that’s all you’re looking for and you’re not in real danger from mental illness, then you could be an exception. I’m very fortunate I’m not going through severe depression at the moment. There have been times when such mistreatment would have been the end of me. Sorry for the novel. Please go to real doctors if you need help. If you have plenty of money and you’re looking for recreation, this might be for you. I plan on telling the DEA the same thing. Regardless of in what capacity you’re looking for ketamine, it’s not beneficial to change your schedule for two weeks, of which you’ll spend waiting and biting your fingernails and chewing anxiety meds (if you’re lucky enough to have any), only to pay them for the inconvenience and start over from scratch on your path to wellness. Do not take the risk, of trying Mindbloom, unless you can afford to. As I said, my experience was more than enough to have pushed me into harming myself, on more occasions than not, over the past 25 years.
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