"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it" "You've buttered your bread, now you must lie in it" A Malaphor is a mix up of multiple idioms or phrases. You can use the Malaphor maker to generate your own original Malaphors, simply by pressing a button. The Malaphor Maker is trained on a list of over 2,000 english phrases. Some of the sample phrases were not all that great in the first place — so maybe try and take them with a grain of sand!