2 weeks ago, Guy writing a review.
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This app has single-handedly ended every friendship I had, restored, destroyed, then restored my faith in humanity, killed me, resurrected me, broken my gaming headphones, bought me new gaming headphones, been my personal trainer, golf coach, soccer coach, basketball coach, bocce ball coach, made me question life choices, gotten me new friends, lost those friends, helped me get off the streets and establish myself in society with a good stable job, gotten me a wife, children, and grandchildren, helped me lose 36 lbs then gain 48 lbs, guided me through upholding a family and walked with me as I made my way to the top of the company I worked at, pet my dog, taught me how to drive a big rig, made me a five course meal, and last but certainly not least saved my life when I accidentally stepped onto a busy highway playing Pokémon go on my iPhone 9 the day of my wedding by picking me up in a large military helicopter stolen from the nearby Air Force base. W app fr
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