Minga

This app feels like people injecting technology into places where it’s unneeded. Our school started using it for hall passes and everyone who isn’t shilling for it has no idea how it works. However, you can pay money for the titular “minga gems” which allow you to increase the time of your hall pass, unlock more pass options, and for 99$ (roughly 1,000 minga gems from the minga gem treasure vault pack) you can even use a hall pass without the teacher’s permission! How very exciting! One time when I was using a hall pass, meowskulls from fortnite gave me her number and now we are dating and kissing and loving! Thank you Minga and your premium currency Minga gems! You saved my love life!

Hi! my school Ventura High School had just begun using this app. They have created a rule that if you go over 5 minutes you get a tardy, 3 tardys = detention and so on. the restrooms at our school are very spread out, the building i am in while typing this is a three minute walk to the nearest bathroom. this app is also ineffective for our school because supposedly we are not supposed to use our phones during school but it is an often event the school wifi is not working and chromebooks will not connect. they can take away our phones during class if they are out yet we need it to use the restroom. the woman’s bathroom is constantly filled with a line. the men often have to go to the bathroom one at a time because school rules. i am snitching myself out here but as we have started using this app, i already have 3 period absences. it’s only been two days. this app is not effective whatsoever and i apologize to the creator but this app is totalitarianism. our school is totalitarianism and this app adds to it. thank you for reading. if you want to be respected by your students do not use this app, we are petitioning and scheduling event in disagreement to this app.

Minga, unfortunately, falls short of expectations, primarily due to its glaring issue of slow menu times. Navigating through the app becomes an exercise in patience, as every interaction is marred by frustrating delays. The laggy interface not only detracts from the overall user experience but also raises concerns about the app's optimization. From opening the menu to accessing various features, each step feels like a waiting game. This sluggishness significantly hampers the app's efficiency, making even simple tasks unnecessarily time-consuming. It's disheartening that such a fundamental aspect of user interaction, like swift and responsive menu navigation, has not been adequately addressed. In an era where seamless and fast app experiences are the norm, Minga's performance in this regard is disappointing. Users expect apps to keep up with their pace, and the persistent slowdowns in Minga make it difficult to overlook this critical flaw. Until the issue of slow menu times is addressed and improved, Minga remains a frustrating choice for those seeking efficiency and responsiveness in their mobile applications.

Ok so in theory, great app! But in reality, so so so bad. I went out for lunch one day and I came back to class, that I had an hour left of. 5 min in my tummy was rumbling. I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE IN THAT CLASS. I was sweating and cramping like never before. Never trust a fart they say. In reality, never trust Minga. I was out of passes and I was about to explode all over my teachers classroom. I couldn’t tell him that my bowel movements were gonna be the cause of everyone’s death! I wait till the next period, absolutely squeezing my buttcheeks tight keeping everything, including my dignity, in. I walk in, and my teacher sends me to a testing center, and bro, I don’t go. I speed to the bathroom, rip my pants off, and let every demon out. I had to flush 3 times so the people in the bathroom wouldn’t hear the violence coming out of me. All in all, Minga just prohibits my natural bowel movements. Next time I’ll just release it upon the person that denies me my right to go to the bathroom. Thank you all, and goodnight!

So I’m in the 7th grade. And 2 days ago my school decided that it is best to put this system as a policy and RULE. which is very stupid. So I decided to use the bathroom on the first day after the teachers explaining the new rule. So I had to log into the system that at least takes a hot minute and went to the bathroom. They only give us 5 min to use the bathroom!! Do you know how stupid that it. Like what if you have to take a number 2! And the worst part is that after you use the pass once you can’t go to the bathroom for another 1 and 30 min. That rule isn’t for Minga but it’s a new rule for my school. And once my friend HAD to use the bathroom so bad and she couldn’t use it because she had to wait another 1 and 30 min😭! And sorry, I forgot to add that the reason why my school decided to add this as a policy is because some students in my grade had been doing some quite weird stuff in the bathroom, best of I not say. And also another reason why is because there is “traffic” in the bathroom so yea. Thanks for reading and it’s not mostly the app it’s just unnecessary for middle school they are just acting like we are toddlers or kids.

I recently downloaded this app with the hope that it would make my life easier at school, but it turned out to be a complete disaster. This app has not only failed to deliver on its promises but has also made my daily routine a nightmare. First of all, the user interface is clunky and confusing. It took me forever to figure out how to use it, and even then, it didn't work as expected. The instructions provided were vague and unhelpful. But the worst part is that this app made it nearly impossible for me to use the restroom at school. Instead of making things more convenient, it created unnecessary hurdles. It frequently crashed when I needed it the most, leaving me frantically searching for alternative options. Furthermore, it drained my phone's battery like crazy. I would have to charge my phone multiple times throughout the day just to keep this app running, which is not practical at all. I also noticed that it invaded my privacy with intrusive permissions requests. Why does a restroom app need access to my camera and microphone? It felt like a breach of trust and made me uncomfortable. In conclusion, this app was a complete waste of time and caused me more stress than anything else. It made using the restroom at school a constant struggle, and I would strongly advise anyone against downloading it. Don't let this app ruin your day like it did mine.

"Where do I even begin with Minga? It's like someone took a bunch of coding monkeys, locked them in a room with a typewriter, and said, 'Go wild!' The result? A chaotic mess of an app that makes you question the meaning of life. First off, the interface looks like it was designed by a toddler on a sugar high. Navigating through this digital labyrinth is like trying to find your way out of a corn maze blindfolded. And good luck trying to actually use any of the features without accidentally summoning a demon or triggering a global meltdown. Speaking of features, Minga boasts about as much functionality as a broken toaster. Want to send a message? Well, prepare to wait an eternity for it to load, only to have it disappear into the digital void forever. And don't even get me started on the 'photo sharing' feature, which turns your pictures into abstract art pieces worthy of a modern art museum. But hey, at least Minga is consistent. It consistently crashes, consistently drains your battery faster than a black hole devours a star, and consistently makes you question why you ever downloaded it in the first place. In conclusion, if you enjoy masochistic experiences and have a penchant for digital torture, Minga is the app for you. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and run far, far away."

Using Minga felt like playing Russian roulette with my life. As a user of the app Minga, I must express my extreme disappointment and concern over the experience I had with it. Frankly, I was appalled by the severe physical reaction it caused me. After using Minga, I suffered from explosive diarrhea that nearly led to serious health complications. While having the 5 minute timer I was extremely anxious and couldn’t even make it to the bathroom on time, I exploded all over the bathroom and caused a huge mess all over the mirrors. I tried to clean it up but due to the 5 minute timer I wasn’t able to. The teachers all came in and started beating me to death because I went over the 5 minute timer. They shoved all the bodily fluids in my face and I almost died from being beat to death. Never get this app unless you went to feel the extreme consequences

so after i had mexican food for lunch my tummy started to rumble and ofc my teacher said “you used all your passes for the bathroom today” ONCE AGAIN MINGA DOESNT LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM AFTER I EXPLAINED HOW IM GONNA HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA so what do I do i only did the most reasonable thing i used my friends phone instead i ran to the bathroom pulled down my pants and my toes were curling inside my shoes as i took the most diabolical sloppy watery bubbly toilet water splashing dookey ever the time was down to 29 seconds and i was still on the toilet so i had to do the most reasonable thing and run back to class i didn’t even have the time to wipe and i felt the dook run down my leg (i got back to class on time) everyone was wondering why it smelt like someone died and i had to explain how i couldn’t wipe (i had to switch schools after that and my new school doesn’t have Minga so I’m happy)

This app gives you all of the information that that you need to do some of the followings; homework, a type of holiday, catching up on activities, seeing up coming events, etc. I have used this app for seeing new events that are coming up in my school, and anything that I forgot todo! This app is an amazing way for you to do many things. You can post things so the school can now things that you want to tell them, you can also just post things in the photo gallery! I happened people enjoy this app! Have a wonderful day! Sincerely, Beloved Student/Costumer

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my school started using minga and its awful. i went to the bathroom to take a shlong and my experience was less than awful. i was given 3minutes to walk a mile to the schools closest bathroom and by the time i got there, i had 2 minutes left to take my shlong. it wouldnt come out. i pushed and pushed. my legs were shaking and sweat was dripping down my face. i started panting and the girls in the stalls near me started chanting "PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP" and then it happened. my snookie doopie fell and a wave of toilet water flushed up. i almost drowned. i spent 4 minutes in the bathroom and as i was leaving the minga police showed up. they shoved me to the ground and wripped out every piece of doopie inside of me. they then hung me by my hands naked outside the school for everyone to see. 0/10 do not recommend the app.

This all is so unneeded. How can an app determine how much time one needs to use the restroom? Oh yea. It doesn’t. This is absolutely ridiculous. This app is a great example of people trying to force technology into places that it’s not needed in whatsoever. Like I’m sorry but why would I get a detention because I used the restroom for more than the time limit (a stupid stupid limit; 5 mins is OUTRAGEOUS). What if I need to go numba 2 or have some feminine problems? How can an app know how much time I need to treat myself. Like I’m sorry but is it that hard to write your name out on a price of paper and use the bathroom? NO. This all needs to be stopped I can’t keep getting in trouble just because I needed more than 5 mins to do my duties. Absolute nonsense

I needed to go to the bathroom because I ate too fast (because our school is so populated that there’s no time to eat after getting food) and my stomach was hurting before this. My teacher takes way too long to send me the pass, and I have to go for more than 10 minutes. I run to the bathroom after and explode. By the time I walk back, there’s already emails sent to my parents. (My parents don’t care about me going to the bathroom because they have lives) Why am I getting in trouble for explosive diarrhea? It’s not fair, and I can’t control my body. Why don’t you spend this time and money on things that actually need to be fixed. My school is definitely getting worse, and I don’t feel supported anymore.

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My Minga literally never loads, making it virtually impossible for me to use the bathroom during class. To avoid not using the bathroom during class, I don’t drink enough water, which makes me feel sick and have headaches. But I can’t just go to the bathroom without Minga because if I do I’ll get an automatic Saturday school which seems so excessive and unnecessary. Not to mention the fact that there is a limit to the amount of time I can take in the bathroom? If my class is far from a bathroom, it’s going to take me longer than 5 minutes to use it. This app gives me so much anxiety and I think it shouldn’t be used in schools unless it undergoes major changes.

So we are only given 5 minutes to go to the restroom but HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE A DUMP, WIPE, WASH MY HANDS, AND THEN GET BACK TO CLASS IN FIVE MINUTES!! I bet every single person who designed this app can’t even do that in under 5 minutes. I mean we’re not the flash here and I bet you every single teacher doesn’t want that suspicious brown liquid all over the chairs and floor. Yesterday Ming’s made at least 5 students blow up their classrooms with that smell worse than mustard gas and school had to close down. Not everyone is able to hold it for 8 hrs Minga. Those people are gonna suffer depression because of you now. Good job! If someone commits suicide because they couldn’t go from this app, EVERYONE SUE MINGA!!

It was thanksgiving 3 years ago, but I remember it like it was yesterday. I had just finished gurgling gravy and had just sat down to watch football and eat apple pie (like the American I am). My cousin, sweet little gen alpha John Mae, was on the floor playing COD, when the worst thing happened. Minga burst through the door and snatched up my little cousin. He cried, screamed, wailed, yelled, sobbed, shrieked, shouted, screeched and roared, to no avail. He barfed on minga’s face, into its mouth, onto its shoes. Minga dropped John Mae into a pile of his own throw up, and he wriggled around until he got tired and picked up COD again. Minga ran out the door with terror on its face, and I haven’t seen him since. I’m always watching you.

Considering my school employed this ungodly app as a ploy to control bathroom escapades, I for one would know this app is trash. Not only does it give me five minutes to go to the bathroom INCLUDING the walk that takes nearly a minute if I’m not sprinting, but it doesn’t account for feminine hygiene issues or special needs. This app basically creates a strict timer for a natural human function. Not only that, but should I take more than five minutes to get to the bathroom, use it, use feminine hygiene products, wash my hands and come back, I can be given DETENTION. Dictators would support something like this. Definitely worth nothing.

I feel for all the students at my school who don’t have a phone because this app is the only way of entry into the school and there’s quite a bit of students at my school who don’t have a cell phone and who will need to pull out there full on laptop to receive entry into school so I’m so sorry for those of you without a phone because this is mistreatment of the highest degree!! Another issue I have with this app is the fact that we have to use it for a bathroom pass and they can make it timed… like are you kidding me right now?? Idk it’s just all around terrible so that’s why I gave a one star review!!

This app is the bane of my existence. It is the sole reason why I want to stay in bed. It makes me not want to wake up the next morning when I go to bed. It’s the reason why I got hemorrhoids. It’s so bad. It causes every tragedy that has been committed by man. Even before it was a thought to be created it made people create atrocities against other beings. It causes global warming,racism,sexism and every other mistake that has been committed be man. It’s the reason why I wake up angry. It’s the reason why my wife left me. It’s why the court thought she should have the kids. It’s why I am currently being tried for murder. Overall good app #hemorrhoid

At first I thought it was a harmless app and I downloaded it to make my school life easier, but little did I know I was going to contact an STD from this app. One day I ate the school food and I needed to use the bathroom really bad so I went up to the little ipad and wiggled my fingers over it and went to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom only to see a teacher looking for everyone’s Minga pass, ofc I didn’t have one so I ran. Then I got an notification on my phone from Minga saying let’s play a game. I got really scared and then I saw a monkey with the Minga symbol on its back, I can’t say what happened on here but I got AIDS, SO DONT TRUST MINGA!

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I was forced at gunpoint by my school to download minga, a horrific Russian-made app that gives a platform to terrorism, mental abuse, and black market indentured servitude. When I disagreed, the principal said I would be sent to black gate prison if I did not oblige, and that I would be labeled a threat to the republic. Still, I disagreed, citing my constitutional right to take 20 minutes in the bathroom, if necessary. Not wanting to be tarred and feathered, I finally gave in, and now, I suffer from crippling anxiety, spurts of constipation, and horrible illusions of 30 minutes bathroom breaks. This app must be destroyed. For the good of humanity, and the Shmalkaldic church, it must be destroyed.

I still to this day cannot find my phone because I don’t know about thr grandma that eats oats in the morning but it was the only one that was on my desk that was in my desk so it is a good one and it is not in the kitchen but it was on the floor and it is not the same thing I had in the living area so it was a mess but I did not find my keys I just had my key so I’m going back home and I will be home in soon as I can get it I will be home in a few minutes and you guys are going home and then you guys are you guys and That is why the Minga app made me lose my phone

After I was forced to download minga. Kids started noticing something weird. It gave us std and aids. After the school enforced we used minga all of us where giving stds and aids from the app even some becoming pregnant. It will tell you, you can go to the bathroom but minga will be in there to give you the stds and aids. So what ever you do don’t trust minga and don’t let it get you so you don’t get aids and stds maybe even pregnant. We need to remove this from all schools now while I was in the bathroom to he tried to offer me fentanyl but I happily declined before getting my booty destroyed by the minga monster

This app is so complicated now and I was never taught how to create a pass to go to the bathroom so now I can’t go to the bathroom because they expect me to know how to create one and the anxiety I get when they create one for me and they only give me five minutes like what happens if I’m a second late will I get in trouble? This app just create anxiety and stops me from using the bathroom and high risk of peeing my pants.

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I get a timer to use the bathroom even though I’m a young adult who is responsible of myself??? I say this whole app goes against the getting you ready for collage or what not, adulting, yet I have to ask, get timed, and more, which as a girl it’s very uncomfortable and makes me feel pressured. No person should feel this way especially in school. it’s very invasive and controlling. in collage it isn’t even required to ask to go to the bathroom. This app creates more problems than there already is. What if I have to do #2? I can’t? It’s unfair and awful.

I was doing my work studiously in class when suddenly a 2”2 leprechaun jumped through our window and ran across the class stealing cash, but because no one had any passes left we couldn’t chase him to the convenient bathroom he ran into down the hall 😞. The worst part is the money that was stolen from me was for the mystery homeless man down the street hopefully teachers will learn minga is a crime and only unlimited bathroom access can stop this leprechaun thief. (The homeless man couldn’t go to the bathroom in a store and got a bladder infection).

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I need more than 5 mins to go to the bathroom. And it needs to be approved by a teacher now??? It doesn’t let you make a past if 20 ppl are already using a pass. That’s horrible. If I need to use the bathroom I don’t need to wait in 20 people . And you get strikes and if you go over 5 mins so many times, you can’t make passes anymore. The monitor are now watch and looking on that app to make sure the right ppl are outside of class. Like this is so ridiculous honestly

At the beginning of my edging journey ever since the earlier ages. I had always been the kid in the back of the class who had some fun. Then my school made me download this MINGA app while both of my hand were occupied. I spontaneously busted a fat load all over my cactus homework. 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 I was so embarrassed the my kids had to look at my terrible hand writing. I ran stright to the bathroom and started my edging journey again while my nerves were off the charts to the time limit in the bathroom givin.

Fish fry in the sea. Fish ice cream is a new addition to the northern population of South Dakota. 4 vbucks for 16 frying of fish instances. The thing is, after eating 4,486 fry of fish you may experience diarrhea de explosivia. Minga is great because it will stop you from taking a messy dump on the toilet, but instead on your desk. Last time I spoke to the fish it said “When one cannot feel the giraffe at the end of the light, one has lost their own with the fish” - fish 1994. We will petition to stop vogue fish magazine from infiltrating the base. Is it known minga cannot defend from the expansive diverse fish population. For example: Shrimp fish turkey fried Donkey log lunch tried Shark In the event of a fishing all fish should evacuate towards the seagul shore. This is not ok THIS IS NO NO NO NO NO FISH NO NO NO NO FISH NO NO NOO NO NO. NO NO NONONONONONO ONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOMONONONONONONONONOMONONONONONONONKNONONK NINETEEN BRUNCH BUILDING GERICKE BUCHUNG COVID VIVID HEINZ SCARY TO HI CALL JERK BUSY MUSK BARA

I have to go to the bathroom and I only have 5 minutes. I didn’t even get to wipe and I can’t see my friends that I have no classes with. Girls might be heavy and just went 30 minutes ago and they have to go again. This is such a waste of money. I need to be able to have more privileges. It is illegal to give kids bladder issues. What if I’m in the bathroom and there’s a shooter so I need to hide. That will be over 5 minutes. I would rate 0 stars if I could

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So today I got onto Minga to pp because it was Taco Bell Tuesday and I had to walk my dog for the first year in five days and my cat ate McDonald’s and Minga said it was ok but my cat died for the 8th time in one day with fish eating bird food then the Minga app removed yearbook photos from cat eaters dog walked fell died thanks to Minga I am now an orphan 😊now I’m so emo 😔large pizzas eat my cat 👚 for the ninth day👚so then forever lost👖el oh el I am sad 👖so don’t get Minga 👠👠 or else you. 👠👠 end up as an orphan on the grass in the lol

I am sincerely outraged by this new monstrosity that is considered a sufficient method of “keeping track of students”. How in the multiverse am I supposed to efficiently go through my regular bowel movements?!? Why are we rejecting my gut health?! Do you want me to die? Do you want this planet to die without me?! My intelligence will be diminished with this stupendous technology. This is not very bazinga. I will rue the day for this. This shall be taken very seriously. As sincere as I can possibly ever be, Sheldon L. Cooper (Onika Burger)

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thanks minga!!!! cause of y’all we gotta leave our phones in class cause of your AMAZING bathroom pass so that the teachers make sure we don’t leave for more than 6mins🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 so proud that my school uses it🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻thank u for taking our privacy time during class love y’all 😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 PS: thanks for also making us sign up for “flex time” and if we don’t they give us detention and take away our breaks🥰🥰🥰 keep it up!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

I went to the bathroom using this Minga app our school just started using last week and there was a 5 minute limit for my bathroom break. So I went to the bathroom and like 2 minutes in there was a little earthquake and the stall fell on my arm. My arm was stuck beneath the stall wall and if I were to move it I would have broke it. Guess what. I had to because of the 5 minute limit. I lost my arm that day

they say im trouble, they say im bad, they say im evil and that makes me glad. a dirty no-good down to the bone, ur worst nightmare cant take me home. so i got some mischief in my blood, can u blame me, i never git no love. they callous a low-life hood, i feel so useless, MISUNDERSTOOD. mirror mirror on the wall whose the baddest of them all??? welcome to my wicked world, wicked world!!! im rotten to the core core rotten to the core, im rotten to the core core who could ask for more, im nothing like the kid thats like the kid nextdoor, im rotten to the… im rotten to the…core

Hop in the back room yuyuyup and I have a ride to my house to get on fort road for the next year or two days and I can have it all done and I can have it in my room and I will be back in time for the day and i the first time in the last week and the week before I went back home and i the first day I was going home to get a new car to go eat my car lol lol I’m not doing it right here now I’m

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!

The first time you were able and I didn’t have a chance I just had to get it done I don’t think it would hurt me but it would hurt you to get the shot I think it’s a little more than a sore arm and a sore arm I don’t think I can do it but it will help you get it over the counter I don’t know how to feel it I feel it and it feels really sore now I’m frothing at the mouth for you yummy mommy 👌👈💦💦