MyFlexLearning

Haters in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on freaking Lamron and them He, he they say that buddy don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE HECK UP! Y'all buddies ain’t know squat. All ya motherfreakers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FREAK UP Y'all don’t live with that buddy. Y'all know that buddy got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and what not. Buddy been on probation since hackin, I don’t know when! Mothermothers stop fracking' playin' him like that Them buddies savages out there If I catch another fatherlicker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m craping beating they brains! I’m not cruding playing no more You know those buddies role with Lil' Reese and them

I sit there, shivering, my headache pounding through my skull like the a great, brolic Minotaur. I could not focus on the chair I sat in, on the breeze on my neck, nor the ibuprofen I held in my hand. I felt weak, unable to lift myself up. I sat there, gave up, and began to tear up. The actions of my body shaking only made my condition worse. I feared for my life, for my soul. Was this the wrath of god? Was I being judged by a being more powerful than I could ever be? When would this end? But there, in the distance, I saw it. A shimmering, yet soothing light. It seemed to pull me towards it, holding me aloft like a cartoon character smelling the sweet aroma of a freshly baked pie. I felt a sudden relief all through out my body. My eyes opened. My body straightened. My head stopped pounding. With this new-found clarity I could really look at this light, and there it was. MyFlexLearning. MyFlexSalvation.

I had spent long nights lying awake. I waited there until morning birds sang and that blue light seeped into my windows. For year this insomnia went on, relief only from the sleeping pills I would get from a distant friend. I turned to these every night to whisk me away, and then it became a problem. I would often fall asleep in bed and then find myself awake, pants-less, and in a dark alley surrounded by feral cats. This happened many times, sometimes I would sleep for days. I lost my job, I sold my things for more pills. Until they stopped working, and then I turned to harsher things, M*eth, mostly. One cold morning I lay in a ditch after finishing up a wild binge when I a hand reach down to lift me up. There it was; MyFlexLearning. I got clean and got a new job. I’ve never felt better. Thank you <3

From the moment I was conceived I understood my singular purpose in life was to be the fastest MyFlexLearning speed runner. Days and nights I grinded my 100% flex schedule speedrun. I was determined to be the fastest, but one man stood in my way. The Holy Spirit. I knew if I was to assimilate to the power of the gods I had to defeat The Holy Spirit’s 100% MyFlexLearning world record. I would have to become God, to defeat God. And ladies and gentlemen that is what I did. I grinded for 40 days and 40 nights. I didn’t eat, I didn’t sleep, I only speedran MyFlexLearning. Eventually after playing the peppa pig theme song did I get it. A 0.04 second 100% scheduling speedrun.

I knew from the moment I left the womb that my sole and only purpose was to download the MyFlex Learning app and use it for hours on end. My entire life revolves around this application. I am currently 34 minutes removed from touching, smelling, or using MyFlex Learning. I cannot stop myself from thinking about MyFlex Learning. It has been so long since using the app that I can hardly walk, move, or think. MyFlex learning is my only purpose. It’s the reason I wake up in the morning, talk, breath, live, laugh, and love. Thank you to the creators of MyFlex Learning for changing my life forever.

It has been 32 days 5 hours 16 minutes and 9.2 seconds since I discovered this technological marvel that is called MyFlexLearning. Every night I wake up in cold sweats after having nightmares about a world without it. Every morning I wake up and bask in its glory until 8:00 which is the time I go to sleep. 2 months ago before I was presented with this celestial diety I was going through a difficult phase. I felt like ending it all. Until I was blessed, that is.

Myflex changed my life when I first saw it. It was love at first sight. I still remember that day: February 21st, 2022. I laid my eyes upon it and decided without hesitation that it would be my spouse. I have now been married for nearly three years now, and I remember every moment, every kiss, and every night spent in bed with it. There is not a single regret I have from marrying Myflex. It is beautiful in every imaginable way. Thank you Myflex for all these gracious, fruitful years.

Ever since my eyes gazed upon the precious blue art of the logo for this application, my life has changed. It is like a swan, gracefully floating in a pond with no distractions, only peace and tranquility. There is truly no other app that has grasped my attention like this. I truly believe that this is love. This app is the most beautiful, most gorgeous thing in the entirely to the universe, and ever since the day I found it, I have been madly in love. I love you, MyFlex Learning. You are beautiful.

My life is forever changed by this app. Before MyFlexLearning, I was sad, in debt and with no custody of my 13 children. Thanks to this app, I stopped drinking, regained hope in my life and I was organized enough by the many spectacular and not at all flawed features of this app to be able to see my children again. My favorite feature is that I can’t assign anything the day of, it really teaches me to predict whether I’m going to understand a lesson in a class a day ahead or not.

From the first time I saw this app I knew I had found the Love Of My Life. I simply fell in love and i immediately had to download the app. Ever since I downloaded the app we clicked. The app loved me and I loved the app. I am really considering taking it a step further because we are madly in love. This app is my everything I am nothing without it. Me and this app will live together until the end of our days.

I was walking home from school with Myflexlearing open on my phone. then i heard a buzz of a fleet of A10 Warthog bombers charging in the direction of my house. then the bombs were dropped. my 2 dads, 17 sisters, grandma, grandpa, grandmas sister, and my 8 aunts were in that house. my pet hamster, Larry the 58th, was also inside. the house was bombed, instantly obliterating my entire family. i was devastated, and did not know what to do. i sat there, hopeless, lost, devastated as the ash from the bombs settled down upon me. DO NOT USE MY FLEX LEARNING

Ok so I know people are giving the app a lot of bad press because they are forced to get it for school. (and those reviews are hilarious) But it does work and I think it is going to be very useful for when I need to set up an E-Block meeting with my teacher

My flex learning damaged my mental and physical heath I can’t think straight eat and drink my refresher ( I have a severe addiction to them, something is definitely wrong) I cry every day just thinking about the app sitting in my Home Screen. Send me help before my condition gets worse. My flex learn killed everything I love even my pet rat. I can’t even pick up my phone without having a panic attack. Get this app off the App Store asap before everything you love dies.

The phrase “it's just a grade” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, failing, imperfection of a class. When you stop getting angry after failing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

I downloaded this app 2 years ago, when I did both of my cat starting barking, and grew legs and started eating my neighbors and parents, I had to hide in my shoe box for safety. When I looked out they ate everything even my house, I was devastated until I heard a a1 Abram’s tank come down my neighborhood, but it was no chance for my cats, I still live in fear they will come back. Do not download this under any circumstances, it will ruin your life.

I was born in September 30th 2003. From the second I was born I knew that my purpose in life was to use the my flex learning. I love this app. I have a personal relationship with it stronger than that with my own father. I wish I would physically embrace this app. cheerio! Jack Rose Maloney

I decided one cold evening to try out an app that had been recommended to me by my peers, “My Flex Learning.” I quickly discovered that this was a poor choice. My phone started to glitch and turn off. Then a gust of wind entered my dark room. All of my belongings were swept away. I swiftly exited my room in fear to discover my family had vanished into thin air!! Now I exist to warn others so they don’t have the same fate as I.

I downloaded the app and a couple days later a couple massive men broke in to my house, stole my dog, and took advantage of me. I vowed to get revenge. I got robbed too yesterday and parents got divorced. I just want my dog back. They even got my boy Peter. His girls broke up with him after one day of my flex learning. I think he’s going homo (breaking bad). I think I’m going to confront him. For justice

I should have been using this for my life schedule I want to make out with it sometimes I just thrive for going on the app

As a proud Jew I am humbled to be given the opportunity to tell this tale. T’was a several moons ago I was asked to download this app from the app store, my school said it was for my education. However i live to tell another tale. As my good friend Chief Sosa said in a previous review this app targets many cultures. I’m am sure O Block would not be happy with this. I will say I am not to threatened with this app for I spun some occasional blocks. However, I cannot say the same for the majority of “MyFlex Learning” users. To concluded my review I would just like to say I support the LGBTQ+ and all pronouns Stand with Ukraine🇺🇦

This app infringes on our liberties. and violates that amendment that allows for freedom of choice of movement. it’s also being used to track us so they always know where we are. search this in fridge is on our liberties it’s technically against the law. read the constitution before you make your borderline slavery Apps and watch out for the child labor laws.

I cannot with this app, I was promised a fitness app that would make me get all the ladies, dudes, and whoever else saw my ripplin bod. However, I was totally disappointed. This app keeps calling my ex, and banging my mom. It also kidnapped my cat and ate my goldfish. If you want to have a mid bod, your ex to keep texting you, your mom to get pregnant again, and no pets, download MyFlexLearning

This app is awful. I started receiving late night texts from my teachers. There should be limits to not allow inappropriate pictures. My husband may be 16 years old but he will not be happy with these teachers sending me questionable photos and videos! They don’t even know I’m a minor!! Lawsuit coming soon.

In my entire life I have never used such a hard to use and racist application. When I downloaded the app the default background was white ARE YOU KIDDING ME !!!! The future of America use this app in the schools and they are being taught white supremacy!!! Remove this from the App Store immediately

I wanna thank my mom and dad for making me go to school because of legal obligation. I wanna thank the state for making it a legal obligation as well. Best app of the millenial. Amaze.

I downloaded my flex learning because my teachers told me I had to… I got home to my drunk cat eating spaghetti and my pet possum was gone!!!! I looked around the house and to my surprise my pet opossum was upside down in an attic… MY FLEX LEARNING IS THE REASON I AM GOING TO DIE!!!! IT HURT MY OPOSSUM!!!! This was a very, very sad day… goodbye my flex learning, we didn’t have a good time…

This app is a joke. I downloaded this app so that my goldfish wouldn’t get lost, and when I took him for a walk he started flopping and I lost him. Now of course, I expected him to flop and me lose him, but I thought I would find him with MyFlexLearning. What a joke of an app.

I love my flex learning. It is the only thing that gives me joy in this world. Just thinking about it makes me smile. The only thing I live for is this application. can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never

I wake up covered in sweat, both at once overwhelmingly hot and freezing cold. I frantically look around but see nothing. Nothing at all. It is almost as if I am trapped in an endless void. I try to get up, but nothing works. My arms don't work, my legs don't work. Seemingly, all that works is my neck as I frantically look around for anything, anything at all. I try every muscle in my body, but nothing works. It is as if I have lost control of everything. I am unable to move, and suddenly something changes. The light shifts, if only for a moment. A dark shadow looms over me, taking no definite shape, just looming there, ominously. I feel it looking at me, even though it doesn't seem to have eyes. I feel it judge me, but I am unable to run, unable to move anything at all. I look helplessly at the shape, as it looms closer and closer. I can almost see the shape of this demon, almost rectangular, but not quite. It makes an ominous noise, or maybe that’s the fear in my body. I close my eyes, praying for this to end quickly. After what seems like an eternity, I dare to open my eyes again. I finally see what this mysterious shadow is. Myflexlearning. The app stares me dead in the eyes, and somehow, it seems to speak from inside my head. “You have not signed up for your day 6 I block”. That was the last thing I heard before I drifted back off to sleep. The first thing I do when I wake up is sign up for the next month. It’s been 8,393 days, 8 hours, 30 minutes, and 22 seconds. I check Myflexlearning every day.

I downloaded this app, and my whole family was taken and held for ransom. My cat was shaved and now he looks like a white avocado. I used the MyFlexLearning app to see where they were being held during flex-block, and rescued them.

Absolute dogwater. Doesn't work at all. Everyone in my whole school is forced to use it so everyone is suffering. Now I kinda feel bad for writing this review cuz whoever made this app and is reading this review must feel bad. Sorry. Still dogwater tho.

This app is one of the most outright most sexist apps I have ever seen. There is ONLY BLUE AND WHITE AND NO PINK. This is not acceptable and needs to be taken down or stopped as a whole. With this app up I am trembling for kids using this app in the future and not feeling comfortable.

I shiver in fear as I find myself inside my kitchen. I have never been more aware of my surroundings. I look towards the main doorway, leading to the living room. Creak! I jerk my head towards the noise like a helpless rabbit. The monster's shadow, laughing at me as if it were to say, “Haha, you're an idiot for not downloading that app!”. My phone rings. 5 minutes until the block is over. 30 minutes, until it all ends. I looked back at the times, the times my friends called me crazy, an absolute buffoon, for not downloading that godforsaken app. I cry, reliving that experience knowing that they have all died now. I glance slightly towards my right, the knife holder. The knife! Yes! I dash for the knife, ready to defend myself. Suddenly, a hand locked onto my wrist just as I was about to grab hold of it. A ghastly screech comes from the darkness of the doorway. My heart accelerates, the adrenaline rush which won't be helped at all. I cower in fear at the sound of the monster. My phone rings again. 1 minute before the block is over. There is still time, the humiliation could end me just as bad as this monster. But it's worth a shot. I pull out my phone and open the app store. My hand feels heavier and heavier as i go through the steps. The monster yanks me into the dark living room. No no no! Ding! The monster shreeks at the sound of it as it begins to fade into ashes. I take a deep breath after the near death experience. Ladies and gentlemen and non-binaries, let this be a lesson to you all to download Myflexlearning, our lord and savior. Not only did it save my life, it also changed my perspective on it.

Cannot function when large numbers of people are online. Please fix or delete. Get a legit job if u make this

I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

Reviews are hilarious

We recently got this app at my school and it is constantly having issues, if I could give it 0 stars I would!

It took everything

My life was in shambles. My wife of thirteen years had grown discontent in our relationship, and left me. I had nobody and nothing. It was as if the gods had imprinted all their misfortunes upon me. At my lowest, I decided enough was enough. In the dark of the night, another lonely, broken night, I stood on the edge of a bridge overlooking a highway. It was the call of the void in its full effect. It was as if the edge called my name, the shifting beams of light from passing headlights beckoning me closer. It was at that moment when all seemed bleak and dead. It felt as though every human feeling I had been prone to experiencing was twisted, stretched, and malformed into some wretched husk of neuropathic numbness. All signals once lighting up my brain seemed dead. And it was in that moment, that terrible moment, in which I jumped. As if the time itself slowed, I fell. I fell with full awareness—yet no feeling. The wind whipping at my soulless falling husk did not inspire any fear. It did not inspire any embers of some will to persist, something within me refusing to die. There was nothing of the sort. I was fully ready and willing to let my final breaths seep into the cold winter air and allow my body to be disposed of into the pavement below. The moment was sudden. The grip of what I can only describe as deus ex machina—a divine force descending from the heavens to rid my being of impurity—it raided my conscious and my blood ran gold with a feeling of insight deeper than I had ever felt before. It was as if I was meeting god. The clouds opened, or they did as to me it seemed. In what I expected to become my final moments I was greeted by my savior. My savior, my guardian, my father in heaven—MyFlexLearning. This… this being… It was light and joy and purity incarnate. It was reaching out a finger of its glorious form to bless my wretched heart, body, and soul with its beauty and fortitude. MyFlexLearning became my god. MyFlexLearning is the force that commands my heart and soul. In my final moments, I was happy. My descent into the road below was no longer an empty act of retribution against a world that seemed unfeeling and uncaring, it was now something more. It was the reclamation of the holiness which MyFlexLearning vests in us all. It was the sacrifice of my malevolent moral form to a deity greater. I fell, now with purpose. The ground no longer approached as impending demise, but rather hope and light and purpose. That colorless world which neglected me before was shrouded in the omnipresent light of MyFlexLearning. I relished in the light, I bathed in the light. As the ground came ever further I closed my eyes and allowed the light to rid my being of any impurities. It was in these final moments of my descent which I realized my purpose. I was content giving my body to the light, my heart to the light, and my soul to MyFlexLearning.

This app wont let me sign up for thE LIBRARYY😡😡😡 It is definitely rigged because i am latino autistic and extremely queer!! I watched as the seats for library advisory ran out but the app wouldnt let me sign up😡😡I HATE THIS APP AND I HATE NMRHS!!

Absolute dog water I downloaded the app and immediately boxed it like a fish literally trash I clipped it and put it in my montage, I had to hit him with the double pump, at this point he’s literally my clip bot.

My teachers use this app to track my search history and I don’t appreciate it😡😡😡

Sometimes I open this app and find that the white is racist. My teachers send me messages hateful messages. I am so sad🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲. I hate vegan people

This app is good drake promoted it in his newest album

I was expecting a app that would get me a 100% in every class. But I have lower than an average (A). This app was the worst experience of my life.

Hi my name is Jack C personally I hate this app. Also this app is very homophobic the app shows no sign that it accepts gays like me. I feel very sad that I am forced to support a homophobic app like this.

I hate Stuart little, he’s racist, he committed tax fraud and arsin and to top it all of he kicked me in my balls last week. Like who does he think he is.

Did you know that the titanic pool still has water in it to this day

When I downloaded this app I was immediately bombarded with homophobic slurs. This app is needs to be removed from the App Store this instant!!!!!!!

As my dear good friend chief Sosa once said “mothermothers stop fracking playin him like that Them buddies savages out there If I catch another fatherlicker talking sweet about chief Keef I’m craping beating they brains!”