6 months ago, eww_itsCooper
There were no survivors. Based on true events.
Thursday, March 21st, 2024. It started off as any ordinary day, and it was like an ordinary day, that was, until biology. Immediately after writing my name on that final paper, worth 80% of my grade, I heard a rumbling. Warning signs. Rumbling after a meal, it does appeal, rumbling in class, prepare your- Never mind. I tried to hold it in, but it was too strong, I had to leave before I decimated the classroom. I asked my teacher to go to the bathroom, she thankfully said yes, and inadvertently saved the whole class from a nuclear explosion. However, the pass took ages to generate, and the inhabitants of room S3417 were endangered with a fiery death. I ran to the bathroom, barely holding it in. As soon as I made contact with the toilet, there was a giant explosion. Fire. Shockwave. Radiation. Smoke. It was all over. I let out a toot of defeat, the dairy had won. I emerged from the bathroom, shook from what I had witnessed-but there were no survivors, surely this nuclear explosion had to have violated the Geneva Convention. In total, 439,038 people did not survive and the whole world took years to repair the damage done, all because I had some dairy.
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