Are you guys that money hungry? Making these mini games 10 seconds long has to be the most stupid thing I've ever heard..what is wrong with you creators? That's not even enough time to barely shoot 1 ball! Make the mini games unlimited, while the actual soccer is 5 minutes, this is a fun game..until the time runs out, for anyone who is looking to not pay for this game to become unlimited, don't get it..your wasting your time....10 seconds, so dumb

8 years ago, Valdito17

Great but...

I want a refund. It is the only thing I want. Has good potential, but I can't believe you just made me waste my money. This is just stupid. Selling a car for gas money stupid. This game is extremely laggy. Without further ado please give me a refund I beg you. 😭

8 years ago, VikingRealm

Read this people!

This is a good game! For those complaining about the controls, it's supposed to be like that. If you want to move them correctly just imagine your the player in a first person view, then move accordingly. And then for those complaining about the time for the minigames. ITS a demo and a MINIgame, not a lot to do in a MINIgame.

3 years ago, aligator 🐊

More colors

I know that it’s been 5 years since there’s been an update but I think that it would be really cool if you could change the colors of your team and the other team if the developer is reading this please add this feature

7 years ago, Nathan cool gamer9

Wy bad words its a good game

Why does it have to have bad words in this game even know I like the minigame that says a bad word but why should somebody that's four years old Play this I mean the soccer game is a bit weird because all you see and here is a bit weird so a four-year-old shouldn't play this and I am is just a kid

3 years ago, Nate jr .F.

ITS ACTUALLY GOOD

This game is suprisingly good and one of my favorite games, I bought the two dollar full version and its super fun and i dont know if there is any hidden parts like sumotori dreams , the game is still super fun and i dont know why there are so many hate comments!!! Its rediculus and super funny.

5 years ago, man o truth

If there was a -20 Stars i would use it

This game is freaking crap honestly making us pay to have matches long enough to score a single goal this $&!?ing $)&@ of a game should be $?&@ing condemned for illegal use of unnecessary and $&(@y use of prices stinks in fact the only way I’ll ever play this game is if it were totally free and also ————————BEEP———————— so now you know how I feel so what have we learned this game’s way overpriced. The producers are money hungry. —————BEEP———— That is the truth. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

2 months ago, eeeeeweeewwagsvdgdhv

This is for TruthTime40

It’s 10 seconds because maybe you didn’t get the full game? It literally says you can get the full game but no you’re too blind so you can’t see it

8 years ago, The Ultimate 3.1415928535

People who hate the controls are missing the point.

The entire point of the game is that it's stupid and difficult to control.

3 years ago, sneckles man

This app is beautiful

I was having a hard time because of my recent divorce, but I stumbled upon this app and it saved me. I don’t eat, I don’t sleep, I only Goofball Goals

7 years ago, Liquidedna

Why even try!

I like the game, except for fact one: The controls are like a puppet with tangled strings. Fact two: There are ten seconds to play. Smart. Oh so smart. Fact 3: This game is meant for adults because it swears, and I think adults with some form of a mind can see that this game is held together by the money you have to spend to play it in any way.

6 years ago, Slimkirby101

Really

Ok stop complaining. If you're 4 then delete the app. If it's the controls it's a ragdoll type game or like controlling a puppet. Any other complaints can shut their traps and shove a brick down their throat

3 years ago, big daddy 💪🏻😂👌🏻

This game is astonishing

The graphics are just beautiful, gameplay is priceless, I would spend the rest of my life on this game. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🍌🍆💦💦

4 years ago, guardiankillzonesux

Haters aren’t true

This game is good and it’s only like 2 bucks for the mini games. If you like Sumotori then you like this

8 years ago, angeIonia

To Review #3

Just let him play. They aren't going to change the menu of THEIR game for one person. Get over it. Great game btw love it. (:

1 year ago, zayminer

We can only play for ten seconds

Number 1 we can only play for ten seconds

8 years ago, Fourthwolf

If you hate soccer...

If you always wished that you could spend your time playing video games by just trying to keep your character standing, and you always wanted controls similar to a puppet with tangled strings; then this game is for you!

2 years ago, XxSwagJack

Not very cool

I wish the time was more than 1 minute and bad graphics i is not very that fun.

8 years ago, Bearskinner

BAD WORDS😤😤😤😡

4+ it says a bad word I don't think a 4 year old should be playing this

6 years ago, Emy5bacon

One little problem.....

I like this game. I really do. It's just that ITS RATED FOUR AND AND UP AND THEREZ A BAD WORD RIGHT ON THE SCREEN. Many people have complained about this, and I really Really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY think u should change that.

7 years ago, Can't find a from

Mini games

10 seconds is long enough to shoot at least 50 balls but make them longer

7 years ago, THE U PRO

Fix in app purchase

I payed for the full version, but it wont activate 👎👎👎👎👎

8 years ago, Brad1295

Don't pay for this game!

This game is terrible, please do not pay for it. Maybe if they fixed the controls it would be worth it but save your money.

8 years ago, Big Bunny

Please change menu

Please change the wording of the menu. My son who is starting to read would like to play this game, but we do not want him using that word.

3 years ago, mannyjo1

Hey truthlime40 your stupid

This game is the best game i have ever played in my life

2 years ago, TcrossReviews!

Last minute goal💀

Yo I was holding the defensive line well until they scored a last minute goal on me💀💀unlucky m8. Time limit not long enough for me to come back m8.

7 years ago, Randomoreston8

SUPER FUNNY

I really love this game. But I love sumo tori dreams more. Good job whoever made this game. It's fun. It's funny. It's fantastic!

8 years ago, Ivvbbibkbi

It's great!

The controls are meant to be bad.

8 years ago, Kevin blacker Dan u

Not fun

To hard and I'm not paying for a poorly optimized games with curse words on the menu. Looks like a 15 year old made it in unity for a high school computer project.

4 years ago, Dacian Moore

Just make it free

Yeah this game would be amazing if it was free like why do we have to pay for it anyway just make it free or add a mode only for a demo

2 years ago, JUNE66TH

Bad Game

Make a better game

7 years ago, Darkokids

Bad design/bad game

I get it, it's suppose to be hard to control and funny but it's actually just annoying. Definitely don't buy

7 years ago, Uhjsoeksmsm

Bad controls and bad words

When you start the game you can't move you always fall and a minigame says a bad word

5 years ago, gegevdhjdbwhqu

This game is trash

First you can’t move Second you can’t look around Third you can’t kick Fourth I’m a eight year old this game is stupid

5 years ago, deeznuts in your throght

Please just make your games free with In game purchases

Just put in game purchases so more games people are more available to your app

7 years ago, CaptanChemistry

I would love this game if you got rid of the swear word on the title screen.

Please get rid of the swear word! I'll start playing it again if you do.

8 years ago, Jamesberry56

Stupid

Why is there such a small time limit for the demo?! How am i suppose to know if i should buy it if i cant even play!?

8 years ago, ThatGuy625

Worst game ever.

Let's see, bad words for 4+ game, horrible controls, unbelievable lag, only 2 mini games, and limited timing. It's all in one!

8 years ago, Evander2.0

menu bad words

REALLY? 4+ kids four or up can't use this word!! Change the word settings

8 years ago, More time 😒

😑

There's barely enough time to play it. I wish it was unlimited or as long as we want it 😭

7 years ago, Pearameep

Really :/

It says 4+ but it has a bad word something is truly wrong with theses creators you have to be mental to make that mistake

7 years ago, TheRandom451

It's terrible for a funny game

The camera angles and controls are terrible, and it's NOT supposed to be that way

5 years ago, P.E.K.K.A. Boy

F this

I agree with man o truth! Mine is exactly the same as his but his is better! This game is overpriced, crap, and @&$!in @&$! Go get yourselves a job u buttholes, u money hungry 🖕🏻 u

7 years ago, Yuiip

Very bad game

It is a very bad game because you need to buy like it is a app purchase.

5 years ago, egrhdududud

Bad

I literally spent money and this has a time limit? This game is garbage!

6 years ago, DeadpoolGaming45

Why

There is a bad word in it remove it or I'm deleting it

8 years ago, Bludazi55

Horrible game bad words

This game says rated 4+ but in the menu it has a bad word

8 years ago, Omardude9

Really 4+

It's not a bad game but why does it have a bad Word Really 4+ plz plz plz remove it remove the bad word PLZ I BAG YOU 😤

7 years ago, Insanity master

Not like sumotori

Terrible game it's impossible to play if u want a funny rag doll game get sumotori

5 years ago, Kevinplayz

Awsome game 10/10

Yee

Description

Goofball Goals is a very happy soccer game of Sumotori style. Play soccer (football) with all your emotions. Your goofy characters are hard to control, but once you understand how to deal with them, you can position them at the ball to kick it far. The two included mini game show off the 3D physics model of the game featuring physical character interactions. Tap the screen to throw balls at goofy men. The characters will try to balance themselves, and/or fall over like a ragdoll, then try to stand up. The match time is one minute, just like in every sports. The only In-App Purchase removes the timer and enables game settings, such as more balls. Apple-A6 or -A7 CPU is recommended.