RIPNDIP

This story starts with me scrolling through my Instagram. As I was aimlessly scrolling through the infinite cesspool of my feed, I noticed that Ripndip had posted on their story. Excitedly I opened it. The story was a challenge to write a clever review, and that the winner would win a pack of stickers sent right to their door. The second I saw the word “stickers” I knew I had to win. My whole life had led up to this moment, and I made it my goal to write the greatest review on the App Store ever know to man. I slaved away for hours writing, rewriting, editing, and proof reading my master piece. At last the time had come to post the review. My hands were shaking as I inched my finger toward the send button. My mind raced as I hit the button. Would my story be chosen? Would my text please lord Nermal? What would I do if I didn't win? I realized that if I didn't get these stickers, My life would become meaningless. Ever since I’ve been anxiously staring at the ripndip Instagram page, waiting for them to post my review on their story and for the mystical pack of stickers to finally be mine!

Before installing the RIPNDIP app, I was in a bad state. I had no money, ICE took my gardener who was working with me for 10 years, my crush dated another guy and things were not going my way. I decided to turn my life around. Minutes after downloading the RIPNDIP app I received multiple DMs from girls I’ve never met, I received a call from work saying that I’ve been promoted, my crush broke up with her man, and my parents texted me telling how much they loved and appreciated me. I couldn’t handle all of these great things so I went for a walk outside. I got stormed by many people greeting me and asking if I was that guy. I decided to spend all my money on RIPNDIP clothing just to show how thankful I was. Now my life has never been better and it’s all thanks to this app.

Overall I thought the app was great sure the items were expensive like 80$ for a hoodie and 100 for one with a bear and lord nermal on it but in general the clothes were amazing I'm currently saving up for the hoodie with lord nermal on it but he's a Pokémon and right now they are giving out phone cases for only 5$ which is pretty cool although one problem for me is that there’re barely anything to buy that’s cheap and most of the things that are cheap don't interest me in buying them so hopefully they make more cool cheap items oh and also it would be cool if they kept old items they removed from the store that way they make more money and i can buy more stuff

After downloading the ripndip app all the items I could only have gotten in my dreams were now possible. My ex-wife used to say that nothing could bring us back together, but this app saved our relationship. After realizing how cool and stylish I was she came back to me, unfortunately the kids have now spent all of our money on the ripndip app so now we’re going to have to become homeless. But that doesn’t matter because our lord and savior Lord Nermal will always be with us and watch over our every spent penny.

Before downloading this app I did a lot of dumb things. I drove 5 miles over the speed limit, went on the internet without my parents permission, but worst of all had no sense of fashion whatsoever. After downloading this app and accepting Lord Nerm and his two companions Jerm and We Out Here into my life I now still do those same stupid things. HOWEVER, now when I get caught I get many compliments on my appearance due to the mass amounts of Ripndip apparel I wear. Now I know when I get in trouble, I’ll look breathtaking while doing it.

After I downloaded the Ripndip app I noticed a change in myself. I started becoming smarter and doing things to better my local community with sights on one day changing the world. I realized all the answers to my life problems and reconnecting with long lost loved ones. Throughout all of this I found myself turning heads and being proposed to by strangers passing by because of how fire I looked in all of my new ripndip clothing. I can not recommend this app enough.

Before I downloaded this app I had depression, I lived on the streets, and had no chicks, but as soon as I opened it, my worries went away, I know live in a mansion in Beverly Hills and can get as many women as I want, this app has changed my life and it will soon change yours. I no longer have 16 STD’s. Thank you Nermal for once again changing peoples lives for the better. Plus, my dad came home! He brought the milk with him to! So if this app changed my life, it will also change yours.

I was an outcast, unloved, broken, when suddenly I got an add for this app, with all hope gone I thought why not, so I started to download it when suddenly I was abducted by Lord nermal and his friends, they said not to be afraid and they’ll explain everything, so I listened, the information was so great suddenly my head started to swell up like a ballon. And when I arrived back on earth I become the smartest man alive, all thanks to this app📌

The first moment i opened the app, wow 😔🤝 Lord Nermal has changed me as a person, as a human being. Such a little thing could cause such an impact. Everything in my life has been showered with holy water coming from the Ripndip river floats 😩👵🏻 I cannot thank this whole brand enough; from the time I got put in their story; to the time i bought my 15th shirt from this brand.. wow. I can here yung gravy singing Hallelujah 😪🐸

before I was purchasing lame clothing from other brands with no style and I seemed to be getting no ladies at all because of it. Ever since I have downloaded this app and been buying more nerm merch, I have been getting more texts from girls lately and my life has totally skyrocketed from there. Not only am I buying the best merch I have ever bought, but I am getting more 😸. Thank you lord nerm😼🖕🏽

The day was May 12th 2019 inside the LA Ripndip store....... when my life changed forever. I thought the only thing I was meant to do in my life was to mindlessly eat ramen noodles until Ripndip came Into my life. Now I scroll through instagram seeing if Ripndip has released anything new. Thanks to Ripndip I know what I was meant to do for the rest of my boring life.

I used to suffer from severe anxiety, but once I opened this masterpiece of an app and gazed into the eyes of Lord Nermal, I was cured. Lord Nermal washed away my sins and flaws, and has saved me, redeeming me a spot in heaven. I now no longer worry about my clothes, as long as I’m wearing Ripndip i know I’m looking fresh and totally hip. Thank you Lord Nermal and Ripndip for turning me into the hip and radical person I am today

I installed the app thinking it was just gonna be a regular clothing app but once I opened it my screen turned all white and out of the clouds lord Nermal came in to my room and teleported me to Area 51 to see the true aliens and on how rip n dip is made changed my life forever now I’m a follower of lord nermal and everything he prays all hail lord nermal 😤

as soon as i see lord nermal, i just feel so nice and warm and bubbly. it has a certain calming effect that you cant find anywhere else. my depression is cured and the last time i was this happy was in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

I was stranded out in the desert with no water and a broken down car. In my last moments I decided to do what I love most, so I downloaded the rip n dip app and all of the sudden it started to rain and my car magically started. This app saved my life and highly anyone stranded in the Desert to download it!

I have deleted Minecraft on my phone in order to get this app. Mind you, that app was full of countless epic servers, friends, family, and dead loved ones. Cowards would call that a bruh moment, but I call that... an investment. This app has CHANGED MY LIFE!! Who needs Minecraft when you can cop an epic RIPNDIP hoodie???

Right as I downloaded this app like 12 girs knocked on my door. Right as I open the door they asked if I downloaded the RipnDip app. I said yes. Right after I said yes they all went on top of me. I’m so happy and this app changed my life for the better. Thankyou RipnDip❤️

The customer support was great. I never got my package and they were very friendly when I asked them about it and they fixed it right away! I love you guys

Ok do i was dying from depression and them i downloaded the ripndip app and it made all of my problems go away. i could feel the power go through my body and i knew that i was unstoppable. also hella shAwtys started hitting my phone so thats a W. this app saves lives ❌🧢🤝

I was diagnosed with ligma and I had 5 months to live until I installed the RIPNDIP app the second I downloaded it I could walk again and the doctors cleared me of my illness thank lord normal I believe you are watching me somewhere....

i stumbled upon ripndip when my friend was wearing it and i said “hey man i like your fit, what’s the brand” and he said “ripndip” and i didn’t know that one word would make me the man i am today. thank you ripndip i am eternally grateful.

Every product I’ve received has been 10/10. Shipping is LIT and so is the sticker packs with every order. Thank you based gods. I can sleep peacefully at Night knowing that my outfit cost more than my minimum wage job pays. 🙏🏻

Once it installed I was a new person it way faster than the original ripndip website when I say way faster like 100 times faster and the design they used in the app blew my mind infinity stars👍👍👍👍👍👍

For 3 years I’ve had the ripndip website on my iPhone from safari using the “add to desktop” command , and now finally ripndip made an application and it is one of the best thing that happened to this brand ; Too good to be true 🌊

after downloading this app all the bad things went away😳 and the best part is that a cat was delivered to my house and had to name it Nermal cuz of celebration of this app. The app also gets u hella chicks and makes ur summer a whole lot better. Thanks ripndip full respect

I am 69 years old and I love all your funny cat art in your clothing and skateboards. Don’t really know why he is has a finger up or what it means but nonetheless I got this app to get easy access to your clothing line. On god my hip hurts whipping the nae nae so much doe.

After I downloaded this I gained full control of the earth and the entire universe. I have grown a third eye and can now see into the future. I also have the ability to use telepathy

I love my RIPNDIP clothing. I’m a 66-year-old grandmother with a sense of humor! I ordered the mystery box last fall, and was really surprised how much they put in there. I have ordered it again and can’t wait to open it.🌝

This app will forever top all apps. This app will absolutely change your life. You will suddenly start to feel very happy and all of your life problems and sadness will go away. This app is just an absolute miracle. Ripndip=the best. ‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭😍@_heathersprivateacc_

When I downloaded the app I started to feel something. When I opened it up the feeling started to get more intense. When I looked down my penis had grown 4 inches. This app is amazing!

Before I got this app I didn’t have any friends and was the “ lame “ kid but now that I have it I can’t stop getting girls and honestly unless you wanna commit to constantly being surrounded by super model looking girls don’t get it

This app embodies all things great about ripndip, it’s sleek and it is stylish oh and it cures all disease and world hunger. I’m telling you this app literally will give you a key to Area 51 and you will never feel sad after you download it!

I am a 14 year girl that is a tomboy and as soon as I heard there was a RIPNDIP app I downloaded it as soon as possible. Now I just go on the app to smile. Everything about this app is awesome. RIPNDIP is my favorite brand and always will be!

10 out of 10... Our lord Nermal has blessed us with this app and I used to feel weak before I downloaded this. Now I feel strong and sexy. I have grown over ten feet post app downloading

Ordered a bunch of clothes (shirts and shorts) and they finally got to my house after two weeks from after I ordered them. I’ve never had to wait so long for something that is U.S. based. Nevertheless i love the brand but online should defiantly be improved.

RipNDip has eased all of my troubles. I no longer cry myself to sleep. I have recently come into contact with a small fortune, as well, and I believe it is due to me downloading this app

Happy to see you guys coming up with awesome marketing all the time. This is a big step up and I’ll always cop as long as you drop your amazing product.

This whole company seems to be a literal joke. I mean why would an adult make such a childish app. I must say this was my first reaction. And then I grew to hate it more and slowly I started hacking into the RIPNDIP software to get more females than cats. But sadly I failed and I write this review... in failure 😔.

Life.. I couldn’t even grasp the concept until my eyes set foot on this app😭 just seeing the illuminated nermals blast into happiness put a beat into my once empty heart. Thank you

The ripndip app is the convenient way to access your favorite brand. If it isn’t downloaded on ur phone, ur doing something wrong. Deadass nothing is better than lord nerms app.

Then this is the right app for you! This app cured me from being such a lonely, depressed, loser. The minute I downloaded this app, my dad came back. Right when the RIPNDIP app installed, I got a girlfriend.

Once I opened this app all my problems went a away I had this power to do anything now I’m here with ripndip slides ripndip shoes ripndip hoodies ripndip tees posters I went to the earth sale got some ice cream

I thought that I was able to use Apple ID so I went to the store and bought a card, but when I got home I wasn’t able to use it and now I wasted $100...

This app cured my skin cancer as soon as I opened it. I looked 20 years younger!! I’m only 16! This app will definitely satisfy you and will improve your sex life dramatically! Would recommend Nerm/Nerm

I was getting 0 puss and had no friends and as soon as I downloaded the app, I instantly had 100 puss and many friends, I’m shook to my core, guys I have so much clout rn I’m quaking

A nice app, easy to navigate. One suggestion; maybe add a wishlist/an option to save items to return to? That would be very helpful!

Thanks to this amazing app I was finally able to lose my virginity after 23 long years!

I was a man with no friends and no puss, and now I have ascended to a higher plane of existence, above the normies who don’t know true fashion. Thank you Nermal, you are our savior.

Guys I’ve been a fan for a while and I have a lot of ripndip, it’s just an all out amazing app and it works so smoothly. Highly recommend this app

The app is good and all but I really wish there was a way to favorite things so I could come back to them later, would have given more stars if so.