I love these games always have. Have this on Xbox and it’s amazing. The phone port….eh not so great. Running iPhone 15 pro max and have massive frame rate issues. There’s not even a graphic setting in order to allow you to adjust this or even favor performance over fidelity. Either way the pro max should be able to run this at 60 fps realistically with 0 issues. Hoping for some performance bug fixes and adjustments it’s a bit hard to play when I’m skipping all over the place due to frame rate drops, and I’m not talking a few fps. I mean like down to 15 or 20 fps at times.
Well Coffee Stain, you did it again. You made yet another amazing and outstanding Goat Simulator game. I have played the original Goat Simulator for a while now. I got all of the mobile games, and the Nintendo Switch version, so of course I was excited to see one of my favorite all time video game series get ported over to mobile. I really enjoy this new entry a lot. It is fun, and brings plenty of new content and features to the table, while retaining some of the classic Goat Simulator charm like seen before. Additionally, the amount of content that is in this game is mind blowing, especially since this appears to be the full map that is seen on the PC/9th Gen Console Versions. However, there is one small issue, which has to be how often it crashes. Now, I understand I signed up for this when I got the mobile version instead of getting it on a PC or console, but it can be quite annoying at times. I hope this gets patched in the future. Other than this, this is a fantastic game that I hope to sink many more hours into!
This game is amazing! I have been a long time fan of the goat simulator games, and this one takes the series in a whole new direction. The challenges have perfect degree of difficulty. The lore surrounding the farmer is incredibly witty, approachable, yet challenging and fun all at the same time. The ending, which I will not spoil, is really funny and clever. The developers did an amazing job. The structure of the game, the challenges and events, is very effective. It makes the player interact with the entire map and explore. The map and game design in itself is incredibly detailed. There’s so much to explore and so many secrets to uncover. I have very few complaints about this game. However, if I were to be picky, I would have to say that I miss the old animations for the way the goats run. I don’t like the way they move in this new game; it looks very wonky and unnatural. Overall, you cannot go wrong with this game. Thank you creators for bringing this game to us!
Goat simulator 3 is awesome on mobile 🤩 for coffee stain North
The new DLC multiverse of nonsense should be on mobile that will be cool new achievements but the capybara skin that would be cool 😎 and new final boss and new map new missions would be awesome so the mobile players can play to coffee stain north That there will be awesome new mobile controls Coffee stain north please make this if you make it can you please make a trailer I want this game now please 🙏 if you make it it will be awesome 😎 Please I want it now start Working on it please if you can make it separate you can please 🙏 coffin stain Studios please respond. please make it. I want it. do you want more mobile players to play it? This isn’t feedback. I just want a new dlc on mobile
SUPER fun!!! ❤️😍👍 but one problem.. Developers read this please
Hello! This game is so FUN! 😁😁✌️ The graphics are amazing and Beautiful! Developers GREAT job on making this game! There are so many things to explore! 😃😃❤️❤️👍🏻👍🏻 The game keeps glitching out after a little while and it’s annoying. I hope that maybe you can fix this problem. It seems that other people might have had this issue too. If you can fix this that would be AWSOME! I also think I heard one of the fake people on the game say a curse word. It was not another player. I hope that you can get rid if that too. Anyway, GREAT GAME! Thanks for reading, have a Wonderful day, keep up the good work, and God bless you!!! :) 😃😃😃😃😃😃❤️❤️
Hi coffee stains studios I wanted to report a glitch, I have an apple Ipad and after a specific amount of time the game will repeatedly crash please fix this for me thanks! Edit: I also have goat simulator 3 on my computer and it is very VERY laggy and the more time I play it the more laggy it gets the only ways to make the lag better is for me to quit or go to the title screen and go back in the game or not control the goat for a long time and after I do that the lag cycle repeats again and that gets on my nerves a lot if it is a bug please fix it thanks! Edit 2: PS: without changing the graphics
It keeps kicking me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Already wrote a review of this but there nothing has been done about it it keeps kicking me out when I drive cars and when I play for a few minutes now please fix this. Otherwise, I’m deleting the game and I already have three times. I just download it back. because I feel like you fixed it, but you haven’t the graphics are actually good, but I still can’t play. I love everything about this game, but I can’t play even my brother can play and I always ask him if I can play on his iPad I already reported the issue and it said it would tell me what’s wrong in 48 hours, but it still hasn’t anyway just please fix this please this game will keep me occupied a lot because I’m also very bored a lot thank you
I love the game, but on my iPad 9th generation it crashes every so often. It was crashing about every 5 minutes, then after an update it was crashing a lot less often, but over more hours of playing the crashes grew more frequent again, like every 3-5 minutes of gameplay now. I wonder if clearing the cache every so often might help, though it may not, but I don't think iPads let me clear the cache. Powering the device off then on doesn't seem to help.
Ok I LOVE this game and I am happy that they came out on mobile but… there is a bug that annoys me, I play for a while and then it kicks me out of the app, I can play for quite a while before getting kicked like 5 - 20 minutes then it puts me at my Home Screen, I am figuring out if I don’t have enough room cause it happened on a old redownload game but I’m not sure and I would be very thankful if this gets checked out, thank you for your time and patience
The Actual greatest Game to set foot on mobile screens
This game is the most amazing thing I have ever seen on mobile, and It reminds me a lot of Nintendo and PlayStation games. In my opinion I think this game resembles a mix of Legend of Zelda and Grand theft Auto V, it does tend to crash a few times. But it is 100% worth playing this game for 10$, unlike other games like Totk or Botw who cost a whole 70$. All in all I would say that this game works great even on low mobile data, or a weak Wi-Fi, so I can always play this game. Even at family dinners. 🤣
I love Goat Sim 3, it feels like Goat Sim 1 with a lot of possibilities, more creativity, loads of nostalgic references, and funny easter eggs! To make the game even better, I do have one suggestion that can make the game a bit more accessible and friendly. 1. Toggle on or off if NPCs can react/hug/kick - I miss the nostalgic feeling of NPCs being able to stand or run away. I like the new reactions and dialogue but can there be a toggle on/off so that no NPCs kick you while you’re idle? Great game, thanks for taking the time to read this!🐐
This game really is the G.O.A.T!!! Not only did you change my mind about goats, but you made them my favorite animals! I have an idea. Make a phoenix goat, and she can…………………………………. I have no idea. But I love how you did the animation. Love Amelia aka goat simulator fan Ps I LOVE GOATS🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ps please fix that bug and don’t listen to those annoying bad reviews and someone copied you that makes me angry just get it it’s not stupid pilgor needs you. Coffee stain studios, Maybe we can work together but thanks for this game. You are my favorite studio ever!!! Love Amelia
It’s a really fun and amazing game you can summon new see you you can become a fly if you really want to, you can get swallowed by a whale drowning people in the water is fun to do not let them out. I’m serious kill them all or else.🐐🔪🩸 besides that you can learn to fly just start going crazy become a shark in a jet pack. There’s nothing to do stopping you from making absolute destruction. I recommend you play this. And have a good time.
I understand that most people don’t want their phone to lag while playing this game so can you add a settings option to make things load in from farther away and one for graphics like the console version of this game,thank you,and this game is amazing,and can you also fix this glitch that makes it so you can’t use the slinger saddle on things you can drive,thanks
The game itself is great and has better graphics than the original goat simulator, but i keep getting kicked out of the game after a while, sometimes not even 20 seconds pass and Im just kicked out of the game. Also the whistleblower event just keeps restarting every time I get kicked out of the game. So thats the reason I removed a star, so please fix this glitch and then I will give 5 stars. So other than that the game itself is great.
Great Game and hopefully the DLC Releases not too long after this year 🐐=😀
Hey coffee stain north I love the game it’s just I hope u have plans in the future to make multiverse of nonsense on mobile I’ve checked out the trailers and it looks like an amazing DLC on the other hand it’s how the game crashes most but I know you’ve got that covered hope you get this and soon the multiverse of nonsense portal will open on mobile that’s all and u😁
So I’ve been playing this game for a while and it’s great Dont get me wrong, but the only problems I have with is number 1: it kicks me out the game every so often, and number 2: I’ve seen a video lately about a DLC called multiverse of nonsense, and I think it would be nice if a update or DLC for mobile of the multiverse of nonsense would come out. Anyways other that the game is great🤩
Are you like this game but I wish there was more things to do
It would be better if you didn’t have to move your camera like every three seconds Anna I’ve been playing more games on my iPad and I was not been playing it that recently so they should updated like a bunch and I found like the twirly ballerinas that turn into a tornado so don’t ask me
I recommend this game. I bought it in December of 2023 and have played for over 100+ hours. I have almost completed it 100% and I have had fun playing it. There is one bug, which makes the game crash a lot, and if you are looking at a tutorial on the same device, the game restarts and takes a while to load, but overall, 11/10
Thanks for adding this game to mobile coffee stain, but I was just wondering. Are guys going to make a new map for gout simulator 3? I know how long it takes to actually do such a thing but if you do, can you make the oil rig in the background a place you can visit or like a cruise ship. Just a suggestion also can’t for more lore about this game franchise.💀
This game is the absolute best but if I’m off-line and completed achievement, it seems like it doesn’t go through even if the achievement is a one time thing like I heard there was an achievement for buying the inexpensive crocs. I tried it out. Nothing seem to happen. Same with me getting the car cave achievement it seems to work for the achievements, but not the rest.
It’s an amazing game but there is just one or two glitches the first is it sends me out to my Home Screen on my phone and I have to restart what I was doing and the second one is the egg shell cosmetic shoes that turn u in to an egg is that sometimes when I jump it sends me under the map
To be honest, I like the game! Although, I probably would like it better if I wouldn’t get kicked out all the time. I keep trying to play the game, and for whatever reason, I keep getting kicked out, for no reason whatsoever. I hate being repeatedly being kicked out over and over again. Please fix this. Please.
“Dear coffe stain i have a question would it be possible to make the game more supportable for older ipads because when i try playing with my friends every know and then it crashes my game and i was wondering if you could fix it and make it less laggy and have a good day”
The graphics are amazing and the gameplay is so fun and non-repetitive! And those that are confused, the graphics can’t be changed and are based on how strong your device is. The weaker the device, the worst the graphics. Also it only crashes if you device is WEAK. Don’t blame the creators!
I’ve purchased all the past goat games from these creators. They are very clever with there work, and you can tell they put a lot of time into creating there amazing goat games :) I’ve already played this new one for almost a dozen hours in just a week! I love them! Keep up the great work!!!
I don’t really care if this game is very glitchy it’s just about having fun and playing around in the game I was so hyped whenever this release it for the App Store so I downloaded it and now I’m having tons of fun with it! I don’t really care what you say about this game. It’s my opinion.
It has better graphic, and better experience but there’s one problem. The problem is that I play it for a bit but it kick me out. I remember when I first downloaded it didn’t so please fix this problem. But everything else is great.
I have an Xbox and when I played it this game on it it was so fun. Then when I got on my iPad it seemed even better the controls are way better than the controller were you need to figure out the buttons. Just one question: will you make more maps?
Recently downloaded this game, and it definitely has more game content than the original games. The problem is that I can only play for around 5 minutes before the game crashes, despite several updates that seem to make the game crash more frequently. I gave it two stars for the extra content but also because it’s almost unplayable. Do better.
See I LOOoVE This Game Goat Simulator + And The Original TRASH! But goat Simulator 3 FANTASTIC! But one thing… When ever A Cople Seconds Past The Game Kicks Me Out to My Home Screen! I hope No one Else Has This Problem Cause I Barely Can Play it now! pleaaaaaase Fix this Cause I won’t be able To Play Much now But Other Wise I love this game.
I read the other reviews which made me worried about getting the game due to most complains being about performance and game crashing. But it rarely crashed, and there was barely any problems with the performance. Btw I have an IPhone 14.
the game is very fun, but I think you should add shading graphic. It would make the game more interesting and get more reviews and ratings. and more and more people would play it instead of playing it on xbox and having to get a game pass. So please add graphics
I have been playing goat sim for a long long time but I just want one thing. There are a lot of goats that are not well goats. And I just want one thing that is not a goat I really want a chicken in this game sense there are a lot of chickens at the farm where you spawn
The game is super fun and I’ve been waiting very long to play it, but the game crashes fast when I’m using only 5.8 giga bytes out of 50gb, and the game loads fast, but it also crashes faster! I can’t walk to do an event without crashing more than ten times!
He keeps kicking me out! I can’t finish self reflection. and I can’t teleport to the goat towers. I wasn’t able to do global warming. when I synchronize the goat towers, it kicks me out. please make the bugs go away! thank you! I love goat simulator! I have it on Xbox.
It’s very fun I’ve been playing goat simulator since 2019 and this game has improved a lot (I have played gs3 since release also) I haven’t tried it with multiplayer yet, but I hope you see this coffee stain :)
I have been playing this game for awhile now but i can’t baa no more when i tap on my goat nothing happens but when i hold on it i can still emote is there anything i have to do to baa again or is it a bug
So I’m sitting here playing goat sim three, and I’m playing it for about twenty minutes, and it kicks me out it happens a lot while driving cars. Everything works else works perfectly fine. So if you could just fix that that would be great and remember tHiS wAs TeN bUcKs. so please fix.
I want to complain that I will replace the goat with an NPC role, but they will still say terrible goats. I hope you can fix this detail.I want to complain that I will replace the goat with an NPC role, but they will still say terrible goats. I hope you can fix this detail.
I love playing but I took a break for a year because you can’t change the graphics and my iPad can’t handle the graphics and it keeps crashing please make it a feature to change graphics or I will take a long break again but I love the physics and stuff
I have the 9th generation IPad and the game crashes! I need a option too turn the graphics low or high. Once you do that I also have to say there is lack of skins. Please add more skins. Once you do those I will give it 5 stars.
I would love this if only it wouldn’t crash every 10 minutes please fix this issue . I would have rated this 5 stars if it weren’t for this issue but it is a good game besides the fact that it crashes so much . I recommend playing on a ps5 4 3 2 or1 for better gameplay game experience and graphics. thank you for your time.
I love the more chaotic energy and nature that the goat has. The castle is beautiful. The atmosphere of this game is so unique. And all the graphics improved immensely. And more accessories for the goat with still some organs of the old goat simulators. Perfect aftermath of all the changes.
The game is fine but the only issue I have with it is when you play, it tends to randomly crash at random times. Not sure what the issue is but makes the game almost unplayable at times.
I literally couldn’t stop thinking about goat simulator 3 when I heard it was coming to mobile since I played ever other goat simulator game when I was younger and I loved them so much
First of all let me say that this is an amazing game ported to mobile devices. Developers, please read this review and fix these things . Stop bodies from respawning in the same area and let them be where they died . Fix the crashing
Pilgor is finally baack on the small screen. Now you can be even more unsocial during family dinners. Yay! Goat Simulator 3 Mobile gives you the same open world to explore and destroy as the PC and console versions of the game. Headbutt civilians, drive without a license, or join a yoga class! It’s just like in real life. You can invite a friend in multiplayer mode, cause mayhem together, or become enemies while playing any of the seven mini-games. If you don’t have a friend, you could get the game on two devices and just pretend. We won’t tell a soul. The giant sandbox island of San Angora is in the palm of your hoof! KEY FEATURES: – Goats! Tall goats, fishy goats, goats with hats, there's a goat for your every need – An open world to explore, with an ‘ok amount’ of quests, challenges, and secrets to uncover – Bring chaos together with a friend in multiplayer mode – Break off that friendship for good with seven different mini-games – Dress up your goat in a wide range of different gears to unleash its true powers – Ragdoll physics that slap Newton in the face
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